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"description": "When a `progressbar` element doesn't have an accessible name, screen readers announce it with a generic name, making it unusable for users who rely on screen readers. [Learn how to label `progressbar` elements](https://dequeuniversity.com/rules/axe/4.11/aria-progressbar-name).",
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"description": "Using ARIA attributes in roles where they are prohibited can mean that important information is not communicated to users of assistive technologies. [Learn more about prohibited ARIA roles](https://dequeuniversity.com/rules/axe/4.11/aria-prohibited-attr).",
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"description": "ARIA roles must have valid values in order to perform their intended accessibility functions. [Learn more about valid ARIA roles](https://dequeuniversity.com/rules/axe/4.11/aria-roles).",
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"description": "Adding `role=text` around a text node split by markup enables VoiceOver to treat it as one phrase, but the element's focusable descendents will not be announced. [Learn more about the `role=text` attribute](https://dequeuniversity.com/rules/axe/4.11/aria-text).",
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"description": "When a toggle field doesn't have an accessible name, screen readers announce it with a generic name, making it unusable for users who rely on screen readers. [Learn more about toggle fields](https://dequeuniversity.com/rules/axe/4.11/aria-toggle-field-name).",
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"id": "aria-tooltip-name",
"title": "ARIA `tooltip` elements have accessible names",
"description": "When a tooltip element doesn't have an accessible name, screen readers announce it with a generic name, making it unusable for users who rely on screen readers. [Learn how to name `tooltip` elements](https://dequeuniversity.com/rules/axe/4.11/aria-tooltip-name).",
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"title": "ARIA `treeitem` elements have accessible names",
"description": "When a `treeitem` element doesn't have an accessible name, screen readers announce it with a generic name, making it unusable for users who rely on screen readers. [Learn more about labeling `treeitem` elements](https://dequeuniversity.com/rules/axe/4.11/aria-treeitem-name).",
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"title": "`[aria-*]` attributes have valid values",
"description": "Assistive technologies, like screen readers, can't interpret ARIA attributes with invalid values. [Learn more about valid values for ARIA attributes](https://dequeuniversity.com/rules/axe/4.11/aria-valid-attr-value).",
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"title": "`[aria-*]` attributes are valid and not misspelled",
"description": "Assistive technologies, like screen readers, can't interpret ARIA attributes with invalid names. [Learn more about valid ARIA attributes](https://dequeuniversity.com/rules/axe/4.11/aria-valid-attr).",
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"title": "Buttons have an accessible name",
"description": "When a button doesn't have an accessible name, screen readers announce it as \"button\", making it unusable for users who rely on screen readers. [Learn how to make buttons more accessible](https://dequeuniversity.com/rules/axe/4.11/button-name).",
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"bypass": {
"id": "bypass",
"title": "The page contains a heading, skip link, or landmark region",
"description": "Adding ways to bypass repetitive content lets keyboard users navigate the page more efficiently. [Learn more about bypass blocks](https://dequeuniversity.com/rules/axe/4.11/bypass).",
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"title": "Background and foreground colors do not have a sufficient contrast ratio.",
"description": "Low-contrast text is difficult or impossible for many users to read. [Learn how to provide sufficient color contrast](https://dequeuniversity.com/rules/axe/4.11/color-contrast).",
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