https://thepornlist.com
Performance
· 22 checks — Lighthouse + waterfall + sustainability rolled into one auditable list.SCORE
91
GRADE
A
FIX
0
REVIEW
4
PASS
15
INFO
3
Performance-focused optimization plan with CWV assessment, top offenders, and time estimates
99
96
100
100
First Contentful Paint First Contentful Paint — how long until the browser renders the first piece of content. Under 1.8s is good.
596 ms
Largest Contentful Paint Largest Contentful Paint — how long until the largest visible element loads. Under 2.5s is good.
851 ms
Total Blocking Time Total Blocking Time — total time the main thread was blocked, preventing user input. Under 200ms is good.
11 ms
Cumulative Layout Shift Cumulative Layout Shift — measures visual stability. How much the page layout shifts during loading. Under 0.1 is good.
0.012
Speed Index Speed Index — how quickly content is visually displayed during load. Under 3.4s is good.
919 ms
Time to Interactive Time to Interactive — how long until the page is fully interactive and responds to user input. Under 3.8s is good.
857 ms
Page Load Progression
375 ms
750 ms
1.1 s
1.5 s
1.9 s 2.2 s 2.6 s 3.0 sChecks
2215 PASS 4 REVIEW
BImage Optimization44 images, 0 KB saveableREVIEW
Image Optimization
44 images, 0 KB saveable
44 images, 0 KB saveable
Info::
All images are well-optimized
44 images 172 KB
0 oversized -0 KB
37 legacy format
0 missing dimensions CLS risk
CJS Execution CostAction1124ms total JS executionREVIEW
JS Execution Cost
Action1124ms total JS execution
1124ms total JS execution
Warning::
https://thepornlist.com/: 882ms CPU time
Info::
Unattributable: 161ms CPU time
Info::
https://thepornlist.com/wp-content/themes/myporn-n...: 80ms CPU time
Main Thread Breakdown
Other 44% Style & Layout 21% Rendering 17% Script Evaluation 11% Parse HTML & CSS 5%
| Script | Total | Scripting | Parse/Compile | Party |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://thepornlist.com/ | 882ms | 35ms | 7ms | 1st |
| Unattributable | 161ms | 2ms | 0ms | 1st |
| https://thepornlist.com/wp-content/themes/myporn-new-lastomar/includes/js/jquery.js?ver=2.1.1 | 80ms | 74ms | 2ms | 1st |
CMain HTML Cache-ControlActionMain HTML max-age=86400 (~1440min) is aggressiveREVIEW
Main HTML Cache-Control
ActionMain HTML max-age=86400 (~1440min) is aggressive
Main HTML max-age=86400 (~1440min) is aggressive
Warning::
Main HTML cached for 1440 minutes -- risks stale auth / SPA state
Long max-age on the main HTML document means users may see outdated auth state, SPA shells, or A/B variants until the cache expires. Consider Cache-Control: no-cache (or max-age=300) for HTML and let your hashed assets (JS/CSS/images) carry the long cache instead.
Got: public, max-age=86400
CGreen HostingActionWhether the site is served from green-energy infrastructureREVIEW
Green Hosting
ActionWhether the site is served from green-energy infrastructure
Green Hosting
No green hosting detected
A+Page Weight Budget355 KB transferred, 64 requestsPASS
Page Weight Budget
355 KB transferred, 64 requests
355 KB transferred, 64 requests
Info::
Page weighs 1.2 MB (355 KB transferred)
Info::
64 HTTP requests
Info::
Estimated 0.07 g CO2 per page load
355 KB transferred
64 requests
0.07 g CO2 per page load
Images 171.5 KiB 48%
HTML 83.6 KiB 24%
JavaScript 65.9 KiB 19%
CSS 26.6 KiB 8%
Other 6.3 KiB 2%
Other 736 B 0%
Other 373 B 0%
0 2.4 MB 4.9 MB
Under budget
A+Third-Party Impact4% third-party, 0 ms blockingPASS
Third-Party Impact
4% third-party, 0 ms blocking
4% third-party, 0 ms blocking
Info::
Third-party code accounts for 4% of page weight (13.8 KiB of 355.0 KiB)
Info::
Third-party blocking time is low (0 ms)
96%
First-party Third-party
A+Text CompressionAll text resources are compressedPASS
Text Compression
All text resources are compressed
All text resources are compressed
Info::
All text resources are compressed
All text resources are properly compressed.
A+Font LoadingNo web fonts (system fonts)PASS
Font Loading
No web fonts (system fonts)
No web fonts (system fonts)
Info::
No web fonts loaded — system fonts are fastest
No web fonts loaded — system fonts are optimal.
A+JS Bundles9 scripts, 0 KB unusedPASS
JS Bundles
9 scripts, 0 KB unused
9 scripts, 0 KB unused
0 KB unused JavaScript
Downloaded but never executed on this page.
| Script | Size | Unused | Minified | Party |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://thepornlist.com/wp-content/themes/myporn-new-lastomar/includes/js/jquery.js?ver=2.1.1 | 29 KB | — | ✓ | 1st |
| https://thepornlist.com/wp-content/themes/myporn-new-lastomar/includes/js/jquery.cookie.js?ver=1.4.1 | 2 KB | — | ✓ | 1st |
| https://thepornlist.com/wp-content/themes/myporn-new-lastomar/includes/js/bootstrap.min.js?ver=3.1.1 | 8 KB | — | ✓ | 1st |
| https://static.cloudflareinsights.com/beacon.min.js/v4513226cdae34746b4dedf0b4dfa099e1781791509496 | 11 KB | — | ✓ | 3rd |
| https://thepornlist.com/wp-content/plugins/image-watermark/js/no-right-click.js?ver=2.0.8 | 2 KB | — | ✓ | 1st |
| https://thepornlist.com/wp-content/themes/myporn-new-lastomar/includes/js/myporn.js?ver=2.0 | 1 KB | — | ✓ | 1st |
| https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/fastclick/0.6.0/fastclick.min.js | 2 KB | — | ✓ | 3rd |
| https://thepornlist.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-rocket/assets/js/lazyload/17.8.3/lazyload.min.js | 3 KB | — | ✓ | 1st |
| https://thepornlist.com/age-gate.js?v=2.0.0 | 7 KB | — | ✓ | 1st |
A+Resource CachingAll resources properly cachedPASS
Resource Caching
All resources properly cached
All resources properly cached
Info::
No caching issues found
All static resources have appropriate caching headers.
A+Critical Rendering PathNo render-blocking resourcesPASS
Critical Rendering Path
No render-blocking resources
No render-blocking resources
Info::
No render-blocking resources detected
A+Resource HintsNo optimization neededPASS
Resource Hints
No optimization needed
No optimization needed
Info::
No resource hint issues
A+HTTP/3 (QUIC)HTTP/3 advertised via Alt-SvcPASS
HTTP/3 (QUIC)
HTTP/3 advertised via Alt-Svc
HTTP/3 advertised via Alt-Svc
Info::
HTTP/3 (QUIC) is supported
First-load mobile users on cellular networks see meaningful latency improvements with HTTP/3. The QUIC transport collapses TLS + TCP handshakes into one and recovers faster from packet loss.
A+Compression AlgorithmMain response uses brotliPASS
Compression Algorithm
Main response uses brotli
Main response uses brotli
Info::
Main HTML response uses brotli (Content-Encoding: br)
Brotli is the best text-compression algorithm for general use, ~20% smaller than gzip on average (40% on smaller files). Modern browsers all support it.
A+LCP Image PreloadLCP preload audit not availablePASS
LCP Image Preload
LCP preload audit not available
LCP preload audit not available
Info::
LCP image preload audit not available for this scan
A+Server-Timing Observability4 Server-Timing entries advertisedPASS
Server-Timing Observability
4 Server-Timing entries advertised
4 Server-Timing entries advertised
Info::
Server-Timing header advertises 4 timing entries
A+Server Response Intelligence2 server-response signal(s) detectedPASS
Server Response Intelligence
2 server-response signal(s) detected
2 server-response signal(s) detected
Info::
`Vary` header declared: accept-encoding
The page declares a `Vary` header, telling downstream caches which request headers the response varies on. Critical for content-negotiated responses (compression, language, cookies, device class).
Info::
`Last-Modified` present -- timestamp-based conditional GET supported
Consider also setting `ETag` for stronger revalidation -- ETags are content hashes that don't suffer from clock-skew or DST issues. Last-Modified alone is functional for conditional GETs and not a bug.
A+Page Weight Inventory64 resources · 355 KB · 0 KB savings availablePASS
Page Weight Inventory
64 resources · 355 KB · 0 KB savings available
64 resources · 355 KB · 0 KB savings available
Info::
Within 1MB page-weight target
Got: 355 KB
Info::
4 third-party resources (4% of weight)
64 resources · 355.0 KiB · 4 third-party Within 1MB page-weight target
Image 50% · 177.8 KiB
Document 24% · 83.6 KiB
JavaScript 19% · 65.9 KiB
CSS 8% · 26.6 KiB
Other 0% · 1.1 KiB
| # | Resource | Type | Size | Cache | Unused | 3rd party | Issues |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | — | ||||||
| 64 resources | 355.0 KiB | ||||||
A+HTTP Cachingmax-age=86400 (1 day)PASS
HTTP Caching
max-age=86400 (1 day)
max-age=86400 (1 day)
Info::
Cache-Control header is set
Got: public, max-age=86400
Info::
Effective TTL: 1 day (max-age=86400)
Info::
Last-Modified header present
Cache-Control
public, max-age=86400
| Directive | Value | Meaning |
|---|---|---|
| public | — | Any cache may store this response |
| max-age | 86400 | Cache for 1 day |
Effective TTL: 86400 seconds
Network Waterfall64 requests over 1781msINFO
Network Waterfall
64 requests over 1781ms
HTML JavaScript CSS Images Fonts XHR/Fetch Other
Real-User Performance (CrUX)Field metrics from the Chrome User Experience ReportINFO
Real-User Performance (CrUX)
Field metrics from the Chrome User Experience Report
Chrome User Experience (CrUX)
Real-user metrics from the Chrome UX Report (2026-07-02 — 2026-07-29)
LCP (p75)
2777 ms
72% good
INP (p75)
108 ms
94% good
CLS (p75)
0.240
69% good
FCP (p75)
1960 ms
TTFB (p75)
1018 ms
Image Optimization76 images, 53 KB total, 0 KB wastedINFO
Image Optimization
76 images, 53 KB total, 0 KB wasted
Image Optimization Audit
Total Images
76
Total Size
53 KB
1 missing dimensions 4 missing lazy loading
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