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Performance

· 15 checks — Lighthouse + waterfall + sustainability rolled into one auditable list.
SCORE
78
GRADE
C
FIX
5
REVIEW
3
PASS
5
INFO
2

Performance-focused optimization plan with CWV assessment, top offenders, and time estimates

Mobile Desktop
79
Performance Overall performance score (0–100) based on Core Web Vitals and other metrics. 90+ is good.
97
Accessibility Measures how accessible the page is for users with disabilities. Checks color contrast, ARIA labels, and semantic HTML.
100
Best Practices Checks for modern web development best practices including HTTPS, no console errors, and secure JavaScript.
92
SEO Measures basic SEO optimizations: meta tags, crawlability, link text, and mobile friendliness.

First Contentful Paint First Contentful Paint — how long until the browser renders the first piece of content. Under 1.8s is good.

1.49 s

Largest Contentful Paint Largest Contentful Paint — how long until the largest visible element loads. Under 2.5s is good.

2.21 s

Total Blocking Time Total Blocking Time — total time the main thread was blocked, preventing user input. Under 200ms is good.

112 ms

Cumulative Layout Shift Cumulative Layout Shift — measures visual stability. How much the page layout shifts during loading. Under 0.1 is good.

0.001

Speed Index Speed Index — how quickly content is visually displayed during load. Under 3.4s is good.

2.02 s

Time to Interactive Time to Interactive — how long until the page is fully interactive and responds to user input. Under 3.8s is good.

4.76 s

Page Load Progression

375 ms
750 ms
1.1 s
1.5 s
1.9 s
2.2 s
2.6 s
3.0 s
Checks
15
5 PASS 3 REVIEW 5 FIX
D
Page Weight Budget
Action
2.5 MB transferred, 106 requests
FIX
2.5 MB transferred, 106 requests
Warning::
Page weighs 6.8 MB (2.5 MB transferred)
Warning::
JavaScript is 1.5 MB — consider code splitting or lazy loading
Large JavaScript bundles delay interactivity. Split code by route or defer non-critical scripts.
Got: 1.5 MB
Info::
Fonts are 634 KB — consider subsetting or using system fonts
Subset fonts to include only used characters, or switch to system font stacks.
Got: 634 KB
Warning::
106 HTTP requests — consider bundling or reducing
Each request adds latency. Bundle small files, use sprites, or eliminate unnecessary requests.
Info::
Estimated 0.53 g CO2 per page load
2.5 MB / 2.4 MB budget
2.5 MB transferred
106 requests
0.53 g CO2 per page load
JavaScript 1.5 MiB 61%
Fonts 634.0 KiB 25%
Images 289.9 KiB 11%
Other 38.6 KiB 2%
HTML 27.8 KiB 1%
CSS 13.8 KiB 1%
Other 4.9 KiB 0%
Other 1.1 KiB 0%
Other 680 B 0%
Other 25 B 0%
0 2.4 MB 4.9 MB
Over budget

Large JavaScript bundles delay interactivity. Split code by route or defer non-critical scripts.

Why this matters

JavaScript bundle is large — code-split routes and lazy-load off-screen components to defer.

Source: web.dev

Subset fonts to include only used characters, or switch to system font stacks.

Why this matters

Font payload is large — subset to used glyphs only, or fall back to system fonts (zero load time).

Source: web.dev font loading

Each request adds latency. Bundle small files, use sprites, or eliminate unnecessary requests.

Why this matters

High HTTP request count — bundling, sprite-ing, and HTTP/2 server push can reduce per-request overhead.

Source: web.dev

D
Third-Party Impact
Action
100% third-party, 0 ms blocking
FIX
100% third-party, 0 ms blocking
Warning::
Third-party code accounts for 100% of page weight (2.5 MiB of 2.5 MiB)
Info::
Third-party blocking time is low (0 ms)
100%
First-party Third-party
F
JS Bundles
Action
32 scripts, 818 KB unused
FIX
32 scripts, 818 KB unused
Warning::
https://s.ntv.io/serve/load.js: 197 KB unused (79%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Warning::
https://cdn.intergient.com/prebid/prebid.05eaa3284...: 190 KB unused (86%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Warning::
https://securepubads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/mana...: 135 KB unused (72%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Warning::
https://cdn.intergient.com/pageos/V.20260421.1/mai...: 133 KB unused (78%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Warning::
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DYR3...: 65 KB unused (41%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Info::
Total unused JavaScript: 818 KB
818 KB unused JavaScript

Downloaded but never executed on this page.

ScriptSizeUnusedMinifiedParty
https://s.ntv.io/serve/load.js251 KB197 KB (79%)✓3rd
https://cdn.intergient.com/prebid/prebid.05eaa3284c60ad6e334d.js222 KB190 KB (86%)✓3rd
https://securepubads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/managed/js/gpt/m202604170101/pubads_impl.js?cb=31097963187 KB135 KB (72%)✓3rd
https://cdn.intergient.com/pageos/V.20260421.1/main.282c283e39679935e999.js171 KB133 KB (78%)✓3rd
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DYR3KFR9YY&cx=c&gtm=4e64k0h1159 KB65 KB (41%)✓3rd
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtm.js?id=GTM-5WM72XW140 KB61 KB (44%)✓3rd
https://fundingchoicesmessages.google.com/i/154013155?ers=370 KB36 KB (52%)✓3rd
https://rules.quantcount.com/rules-p-byLmeZUvD2jyq.js1 KB—✓3rd
https://static.trueanthem.com/scripts/ta.c34341.js11 KB—✓3rd
https://securepubads.g.doubleclick.net/tag/js/gpt.js?network-code=15401315534 KB—✓3rd

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

F
Page Weight Inventory
Action
106 resources · 2.5 MB · 818 KB savings available
FIX
106 resources · 2.5 MB · 818 KB savings available
Warning::
Page weight 1.5 MB over 1MB target
Got: 2.5 MB Expected: ≤ 1 MB
Info::
~818 KB of savings available
Warning::
105 third-party resources (100% of weight)
Info::
2 resources over 200KB
106 resources · 2.5 MiB · 105 third-party 1.5 MiB over 1MB target
JavaScript 61% · 1.5 MiB
Font 25% · 634.0 KiB
Image 12% · 307.8 KiB
Document 1% · 28.0 KiB
Other 1% · 26.8 KiB
CSS 1% · 13.8 KiB

~818.2 KiB of savings available

Remove unused JavaScript: 818.2 KiB
F
HTTP Caching
Action
No cache headers
FIX
No cache headers
Warning::
No Cache-Control header found
Browsers will use heuristic caching, which can be unpredictable. Set explicit cache headers.

No Cache-Control header

Adding a Cache-Control header can significantly improve repeat-visit performance.

B
Image Optimization
12 images, 0 KB saveable
REVIEW
12 images, 0 KB saveable
Info::
All images are well-optimized
12 images 290 KB
0 oversized -0 KB
11 legacy format
0 missing dimensions CLS risk
C
JS Execution Cost
Action
1306ms total JS execution
REVIEW
1306ms total JS execution
Warning::
https://www.cracked.com/: 406ms CPU time
Info::
https://s.ntv.io/serve/load.js: 214ms CPU time
Info::
Unattributable: 187ms CPU time
Info::
https://fundingchoicesmessages.google.com/f/AGSKWx...: 119ms CPU time
Info::
https://cdn.intergient.com/pageos/V.20260421.1/mai...: 75ms CPU time
Warning::
Third-party scripts: 1306ms (100% of total)

Main Thread Breakdown

Script Evaluation 45% Other 24% Script Parsing & Compilation 12% Style & Layout 9% Rendering 5% Parse HTML & CSS 3%
ScriptTotalScriptingParse/CompileParty
https://www.cracked.com/406ms29ms1ms3rd
https://s.ntv.io/serve/load.js214ms135ms71ms3rd
Unattributable187ms14ms0ms3rd
https://fundingchoicesmessages.google.com/f/AGSKWxULpbMLTIYCZ57mEA7vmiN-_w9YNybFHhTPUuoRzRCzDc9oISruOytvofAlLvKgtsKhOxyZL5GcanNtssU1L36iC4rl1vVKwXvWtrtqQqdJDST4oNxm_Ze5Gwhmqks_PaGEgsm84Q==?fccs=W251bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLFsxNzc2ODkyMzU2LDc1OTAwMDAwMF0sbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsW251bGwsWzddXSwiaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuY3JhY2tlZC5jb20vIixudWxsLFtbOCwicFNKa28xOTZJSDAiXSxbOSwiZW4tVVMiXSxbMTgsIltbW251bGwsMTA2OV1dXSJdLFszNSwiMTc3Njg5MjM1NiJdLFsyNiwiOSJdLFsxOSwiMSJdLFsxNywiWzBdIl0sWzI0LCIiXSxbMjUsIltbOTUzODYxODldXSJdLFsyOSwiZmFsc2UiXV1d119ms54ms21ms3rd
https://cdn.intergient.com/pageos/V.20260421.1/main.282c283e39679935e999.js75ms61ms10ms3rd
https://securepubads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/managed/js/gpt/m202604170101/pubads_impl.js?cb=3109796374ms45ms11ms3rd
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DYR3KFR9YY&cx=c&gtm=4e64k0h166ms53ms13ms3rd
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtm.js?id=GTM-5WM72XW62ms52ms8ms3rd
https://cdn.intergient.com/prebid/prebid.05eaa3284c60ad6e334d.js54ms36ms17ms3rd
https://fundingchoicesmessages.google.com/i/154013155?ers=350ms45ms5ms3rd
C
Green Hosting
Action
Whether the site is served from green-energy infrastructure
REVIEW

Green Hosting

No green hosting detected

A+
Text Compression
All text resources are compressed
PASS
All text resources are compressed
Info::
All text resources are compressed
All text resources are properly compressed.
A+
Font Loading
11 fonts (634 KB)
PASS
11 fonts (634 KB)
Info::
11 font(s) use font-display: swap (FOUT risk but functional)

Web fonts

11

634 KB total

Render-blocking

0

of 11

Dominant font-display

swap

Most common across fonts

Font loading timeline
Transfer FOIT (block) FOUT (swap)
0 ms 500 ms 1.0 s 1.5 s 2.0 s FCP 1.5 s LCP 2.2 shttps://fonts.gstatic.com/s/opensans/v40/memvYaGs126MiZpBA-UvWbX2vVnXBbObj2OVTS-mu0SC55I.woff2memvYaGs126MiZpBA-UvWbX... https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/opensans/v40/memvYaGs126MiZpBA-UvWbX2vVnXBbObj2OVTS-mu0SC55I.woff2 — 42.1 KiB — 136 ms — font-display: swaphttps://fonts.gstatic.com/s/sourceserif4/v8/vEFI2_tTDB4M7-auWDN0ahZJW1gb8te1Xb7G.woff2vEFI2_tTDB4M7-auWDN0ahZ... https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/sourceserif4/v8/vEFI2_tTDB4M7-auWDN0ahZJW1gb8te1Xb7G.woff2 — 119.2 KiB — 163 ms — font-display: swaphttps://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spacemono/v13/i7dPIFZifjKcF5UAWdDRYEF8RXi4EwQ.woff2i7dPIFZifjKcF5UAWdDRYEF... https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spacemono/v13/i7dPIFZifjKcF5UAWdDRYEF8RXi4EwQ.woff2 — 9.5 KiB — 108 ms — font-display: swaphttps://fonts.gstatic.com/s/sourceserif4/v8/vEFK2_tTDB4M7-auWDN0ahZJW1gewtW_WpzEpMs.woff2vEFK2_tTDB4M7-auWDN0ahZ... https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/sourceserif4/v8/vEFK2_tTDB4M7-auWDN0ahZJW1gewtW_WpzEpMs.woff2 — 127.1 KiB — 165 ms — font-display: swaphttps://use.typekit.net/af/b815f0/00000000000000007735baff/31/l?primer=7cdcb44be4a7db8877ffa5c0007b8dd865b3bbc383831fe2ea177f62257a9191&fvd=n7&v=3l https://use.typekit.net/af/b815f0/00000000000000007735baff/31/l?primer=7cdcb44be4a7db8877ffa5c0007b8dd865b3bbc383831fe2ea177f62257a9191&fvd=n7&v=3 — 41.7 KiB — 50 ms — font-display: swaphttps://use.typekit.net/af/53c7d6/00000000000000007735bb06/31/l?primer=7cdcb44be4a7db8877ffa5c0007b8dd865b3bbc383831fe2ea177f62257a9191&fvd=n8&v=3l https://use.typekit.net/af/53c7d6/00000000000000007735bb06/31/l?primer=7cdcb44be4a7db8877ffa5c0007b8dd865b3bbc383831fe2ea177f62257a9191&fvd=n8&v=3 — 42.3 KiB — 47 ms — font-display: swaphttps://use.typekit.net/af/433e7f/00000000000000007735bafc/31/l?primer=7cdcb44be4a7db8877ffa5c0007b8dd865b3bbc383831fe2ea177f62257a9191&fvd=n9&v=3l https://use.typekit.net/af/433e7f/00000000000000007735bafc/31/l?primer=7cdcb44be4a7db8877ffa5c0007b8dd865b3bbc383831fe2ea177f62257a9191&fvd=n9&v=3 — 39.4 KiB — 34 ms — font-display: swaphttps://fonts.gstatic.com/s/opensans/v44/memvYaGs126MiZpBA-UvWbX2vVnXBbObj2OVTS-mu0SC55I.woff2memvYaGs126MiZpBA-UvWbX... https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/opensans/v44/memvYaGs126MiZpBA-UvWbX2vVnXBbObj2OVTS-mu0SC55I.woff2 — 42.0 KiB — 32 ms — font-display: swaphttps://fonts.gstatic.com/s/sourceserif4/v14/vEFI2_tTDB4M7-auWDN0ahZJW1gb8te1Xb7G.woff2vEFI2_tTDB4M7-auWDN0ahZ... https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/sourceserif4/v14/vEFI2_tTDB4M7-auWDN0ahZJW1gb8te1Xb7G.woff2 — 119.3 KiB — 38 ms — font-display: swaphttps://use.typekit.net/af/515011/00000000000000007735bb1c/31/l?primer=7cdcb44be4a7db8877ffa5c0007b8dd865b3bbc383831fe2ea177f62257a9191&fvd=n6&v=3l https://use.typekit.net/af/515011/00000000000000007735bb1c/31/l?primer=7cdcb44be4a7db8877ffa5c0007b8dd865b3bbc383831fe2ea177f62257a9191&fvd=n6&v=3 — 42.1 KiB — 10 ms — font-display: swaphttps://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spacemono/v17/i7dPIFZifjKcF5UAWdDRYEF8RXi4EwQ.woff2i7dPIFZifjKcF5UAWdDRYEF... https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spacemono/v17/i7dPIFZifjKcF5UAWdDRYEF8RXi4EwQ.woff2 — 9.3 KiB — 36 ms — font-display: swap
memvYaGs126MiZpBA-UvWbX... woff2 swap
Size 42 KB
Load time 136 ms
Start 206 ms
Risk FOUT — text flashes from fallback to web font
vEFI2_tTDB4M7-auWDN0ahZ... woff2 swap
Size 119 KB
Load time 163 ms
Start 208 ms
Risk FOUT — text flashes from fallback to web font
  • Subset this font — over 100 KB suggests Latin Extended or full glyph coverage that most pages don't need
i7dPIFZifjKcF5UAWdDRYEF... woff2 swap
Size 9 KB
Load time 108 ms
Start 208 ms
Risk FOUT — text flashes from fallback to web font
vEFK2_tTDB4M7-auWDN0ahZ... woff2 swap
Size 127 KB
Load time 165 ms
Start 209 ms
Risk FOUT — text flashes from fallback to web font
  • Subset this font — over 100 KB suggests Latin Extended or full glyph coverage that most pages don't need
l woff2 swap
Size 42 KB
Load time 50 ms
Start 209 ms
Risk FOUT — text flashes from fallback to web font
l woff2 swap
Size 42 KB
Load time 47 ms
Start 210 ms
Risk FOUT — text flashes from fallback to web font
l woff2 swap
Size 39 KB
Load time 34 ms
Start 210 ms
Risk FOUT — text flashes from fallback to web font
memvYaGs126MiZpBA-UvWbX... woff2 swap
Size 42 KB
Load time 32 ms
Start 423 ms
Risk FOUT — text flashes from fallback to web font
vEFI2_tTDB4M7-auWDN0ahZ... woff2 swap
Size 119 KB
Load time 38 ms
Start 423 ms
Risk FOUT — text flashes from fallback to web font
  • Subset this font — over 100 KB suggests Latin Extended or full glyph coverage that most pages don't need
l woff2 swap
Size 42 KB
Load time 10 ms
Start 423 ms
Risk FOUT — text flashes from fallback to web font
i7dPIFZifjKcF5UAWdDRYEF... woff2 swap
Size 9 KB
Load time 36 ms
Start 424 ms
Risk FOUT — text flashes from fallback to web font
Optimization checklist
  • Preload critical fonts (priority=high)
  • Use woff2 format for all fonts
  • Set font-display to swap, optional, or fallback
  • Subset large fonts (≤100 KB each)

Fixing the unchecked items could save ~183 KB and ~366 ms

A+
Resource Caching
All resources properly cached
PASS
All resources properly cached
Info::
No caching issues found
All static resources have appropriate caching headers.
A+
Critical Rendering Path
No render-blocking resources
PASS
No render-blocking resources
Info::
No render-blocking resources detected
A+
Resource Hints
No optimization needed
PASS
No optimization needed
Info::
No resource hint issues
Network Waterfall
106 requests over 4786ms
INFO
0 ms 1.0 s 2.0 s 3.0 s 4.0 s 5.0 s FCP 1.5 s LCP 2.2 shttps://cracked.com// https://cracked.com/ — 301 — 244 B — 53 ms — h2https://www.cracked.com/www.cracked.com/ https://www.cracked.com/ — 200 — 23.8 KiB — 141 ms — h2https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Open+Sans:ital,wght@0,300..800;1,300..800&family=Source+Serif+4:ital,opsz,wght@0,8..60,200..900;1,8..60,200..900&family=Space+Mono:ital,wght@0,400;0,700;1,400;1,700&display=swapfonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Op... https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Open+Sans:ital,wght@0,300..800;1,300..800&family=Source+Serif+4:ital,opsz,wght@0,8..60,200..900;1,8..60,200..900&family=Space+Mono:ital,wght@0,400;0,700;1,400;1,700&display=swap — 200 — 2.6 KiB — 94 ms — h2https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/opensans/v40/memvYaGs126MiZpBA-UvWbX2vVnXBbObj2OVTS-mu0SC55I.woff2fonts.gstatic.com/s/opensans/v40/me... https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/opensans/v40/memvYaGs126MiZpBA-UvWbX2vVnXBbObj2OVTS-mu0SC55I.woff2 — 200 — 42.1 KiB — 136 ms — 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HTML JavaScript CSS Images Fonts XHR/Fetch Other
Third-Party Script Cost
Per-script blocking time, transfer cost, and cache headers
INFO
100% of JavaScript execution is third-party
First-party Third-party 1306ms · 1331KB · $17/mo
www.cracked.com
Other
Costly
Execution 406ms
Transfer 24 KB
Monthly Cost $5/mo
s.ntv.io
Other
Costly
Execution 214ms
Transfer 251 KB
Unused 79%
Monthly Cost $3/mo
Unattributable
Other
Optional
Execution 187ms
Transfer 0 KB
Monthly Cost $2/mo
fundingchoicesmessages.google.com
Other
Optional
Execution 119ms
Transfer 106 KB
Monthly Cost $2/mo
cdn.intergient.com
Other
Optional
Execution 75ms
Transfer 171 KB
Unused 78%
Monthly Cost $1/mo
securepubads.g.doubleclick.net
Other
Optional
Execution 74ms
Transfer 187 KB
Unused 72%
Monthly Cost $1/mo
Google Tag Manager
Tag Manager
Optional
Execution 66ms
Transfer 159 KB
Unused 41%
Monthly Cost $1/mo
Google Tag Manager
Tag Manager
Optional
Execution 62ms
Transfer 140 KB
Unused 44%
Monthly Cost $1/mo
cdn.intergient.com
Other
Optional
Execution 54ms
Transfer 222 KB
Unused 86%
Monthly Cost $1/mo
fundingchoicesmessages.google.com
Other
Optional
Execution 50ms
Transfer 70 KB
Unused 52%
Monthly Cost $1/mo

These scripts may cost more than they're worth

  • www.cracked.com adds 406ms and costs ~$5/month
  • s.ntv.io adds 214ms and costs ~$3/month

100% of JavaScript execution time is spent on third-party scripts. Consider auditing which scripts are essential.

Why this matters

When third-party JS execution time exceeds your own, performance gains from frontend work are capped by code you don't own.

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Every millisecond of third-party JS competes with your own for main-thread time. If their share is bigger than yours, optimization on your code base barely moves the needle. Audit, defer, or remove third-parties before further frontend optimization. Use Lighthouse's third-party audit to identify the worst offenders.

Source: web.dev

www.cracked.com takes 406ms of CPU time. Consider loading it asynchronously or replacing it with a lighter alternative.

Why this matters

This script has high main-thread execution time — optimize hot paths or defer.

Source: web.dev

s.ntv.io takes 214ms of CPU time. Consider loading it asynchronously or replacing it with a lighter alternative.

Why this matters

This script has high main-thread execution time — optimize hot paths or defer.

Source: web.dev

79% of s.ntv.io's code is unused. The script may be loading features you don't use.

Why this matters

Bundle has high unused-code ratio — tree-shaking and route-splitting recover the wasted bytes.

Source: web.dev

78% of cdn.intergient.com's code is unused. The script may be loading features you don't use.

Why this matters

Bundle has high unused-code ratio — tree-shaking and route-splitting recover the wasted bytes.

Source: web.dev

72% of securepubads.g.doubleclick.net's code is unused. The script may be loading features you don't use.

Why this matters

Bundle has high unused-code ratio — tree-shaking and route-splitting recover the wasted bytes.

Source: web.dev

86% of cdn.intergient.com's code is unused. The script may be loading features you don't use.

Why this matters

Bundle has high unused-code ratio — tree-shaking and route-splitting recover the wasted bytes.

Source: web.dev

52% of fundingchoicesmessages.google.com's code is unused. The script may be loading features you don't use.

Why this matters

Bundle has high unused-code ratio — tree-shaking and route-splitting recover the wasted bytes.

Source: web.dev

How third-party costs are calculated

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