Performance
· 23 checks — Lighthouse + waterfall + sustainability rolled into one auditable list.Performance-focused optimization plan with CWV assessment, top offenders, and time estimates
First Contentful Paint First Contentful Paint — how long until the browser renders the first piece of content. Under 1.8s is good.
378 ms
Largest Contentful Paint Largest Contentful Paint — how long until the largest visible element loads. Under 2.5s is good.
2.56 s
Total Blocking Time Total Blocking Time — total time the main thread was blocked, preventing user input. Under 200ms is good.
0 ms
Cumulative Layout Shift Cumulative Layout Shift — measures visual stability. How much the page layout shifts during loading. Under 0.1 is good.
0.000
Speed Index Speed Index — how quickly content is visually displayed during load. Under 3.4s is good.
814 ms
Time to Interactive Time to Interactive — how long until the page is fully interactive and responds to user input. Under 3.8s is good.
2.56 s
Page Load Progression
DThird-Party ImpactAction81% third-party, 0 ms blockingFIX
DPage Weight InventoryAction78 resources · 2.0 MB · 121 KB savings availableFIX
~120.7 KiB of savings available
| # | Resource | Type | Size | Cache | Unused | 3rd party | Issues |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | — | ||||||
| 78 resources | 2.0 MiB | ||||||
CPage Weight BudgetAction2.0 MB transferred, 78 requestsREVIEW
Convert images to WebP/AVIF and resize to display dimensions to reduce transfer size.
Image bandwidth is high — modern formats (WebP/AVIF) and resizing typically cut it 50%+.
Source: web.dev
CImage OptimizationAction50 images, 0 KB saveableREVIEW
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.
Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.
Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals
CJS Execution CostAction1123ms total JS executionREVIEW
Main Thread Breakdown
| Script | Total | Scripting | Parse/Compile | Party |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://theporndude.com/ | 687ms | 12ms | 1ms | 1st |
| Unattributable | 194ms | 5ms | 0ms | 1st |
| https://cdn.staticstack.net/includes/js/home-page.js?t=2026-07-24T18:35:57+00:00 | 167ms | 48ms | 1ms | 3rd |
| https://theporndude.com/cdn-cgi/challenge-platform/scripts/jsd/main.js | 75ms | 62ms | 0ms | 1st |
BJS Bundles4 scripts, 121 KB unusedREVIEW
Downloaded but never executed on this page.
| Script | Size | Unused | Minified | Party |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtm.js?id=GTM-PCC295W | 120 KB | 68 KB (57%) | ✓ | 3rd |
| https://mc.yandex.ru/metrika/tag.js | 88 KB | 52 KB (60%) | ✓ | 3rd |
| https://cdn.staticstack.net/includes/js/home-page.js?t=2026-07-24T18:35:57+00:00 | 22 KB | — | ✓ | 3rd |
| https://theporndude.com/cdn-cgi/challenge-platform/h/g/scripts/jsd/b0da9f4911ba/main.js? | 10 KB | — | ✓ | 1st |
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.
Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.
Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage
CMain HTML Cache-ControlActionMain HTML max-age=31536000 (~525600min) is aggressiveREVIEW
BServer-Timing ObservabilityNo Server-Timing header foundREVIEW
A+Text CompressionAll text resources are compressedPASS
A+Font Loading4 fonts (78 KB)PASS
Web fonts
4
78 KB total
Render-blocking
0
of 4
Dominant font-display
swap
Most common across fonts
Font loading timeline
Optimization checklist
- Preload critical fonts (priority=high)
- Use woff2 format for all fonts
- Set font-display to swap, optional, or fallback
- Subset large fonts (≤100 KB each)
A+Resource CachingAll resources properly cachedPASS
A+Critical Rendering PathNo render-blocking resourcesPASS
A+Resource HintsNo optimization neededPASS
A+HTTP/3 (QUIC)HTTP/3 advertised via Alt-SvcPASS
A+Compression AlgorithmMain response uses brotliPASS
A+LCP Image PreloadLCP preload audit not availablePASS
A+Server Response Intelligence2 server-response signal(s) detectedPASS
A+Green HostingWhether the site is served from green-energy infrastructurePASS
Green Hosting
This site is hosted on green energy infrastructure
Provider: Cloudflare
A+HTTP Cachingmax-age=31536000 (52 weeks)PASS
private, max-age=31536000
| Directive | Value | Meaning |
|---|---|---|
| private | — | Only browser cache, not CDN/proxy |
| max-age | 31536000 | Cache for 52 weeks |
Network Waterfall78 requests over 1915msINFO
Third-Party Script CostPer-script blocking time, transfer cost, and cache headersINFO
| Script | Category | Execution | Transfer | Unused | Monthly Cost | Verdict |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
cdn.staticstack.net cdn.staticstack.net | Other | 167ms | 22 KB | — | €1/mo | Optional |
Real-User Performance (CrUX)Field metrics from the Chrome User Experience ReportINFO
Chrome User Experience (CrUX)
Real-user metrics from the Chrome UX Report (2026-06-26 — 2026-07-23)
LCP (p75)
1324 ms
91% good
INP (p75)
170 ms
80% good
CLS (p75)
0.000
98% good
FCP (p75)
928 ms
TTFB (p75)
318 ms
Image Optimization15 images, 0 KB total, 0 KB wastedINFO
Image Optimization Audit
Total Images
15
Total Size
0 KB
Oversized
1