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Performance

· 15 checks — Lighthouse + waterfall + sustainability rolled into one auditable list.
SCORE
78
GRADE
C
FIX
3
REVIEW
4
PASS
6
INFO
2

Performance-focused optimization plan with CWV assessment, top offenders, and time estimates

Mobile Desktop
90
Performance Overall performance score (0–100) based on Core Web Vitals and other metrics. 90+ is good.
84
Accessibility Measures how accessible the page is for users with disabilities. Checks color contrast, ARIA labels, and semantic HTML.
77
Best Practices Checks for modern web development best practices including HTTPS, no console errors, and secure JavaScript.
77
SEO Measures basic SEO optimizations: meta tags, crawlability, link text, and mobile friendliness.

First Contentful Paint First Contentful Paint — how long until the browser renders the first piece of content. Under 1.8s is good.

1.16 s

Largest Contentful Paint Largest Contentful Paint — how long until the largest visible element loads. Under 2.5s is good.

1.73 s

Total Blocking Time Total Blocking Time — total time the main thread was blocked, preventing user input. Under 200ms is good.

0 ms

Cumulative Layout Shift Cumulative Layout Shift — measures visual stability. How much the page layout shifts during loading. Under 0.1 is good.

0.002

Speed Index Speed Index — how quickly content is visually displayed during load. Under 3.4s is good.

1.39 s

Time to Interactive Time to Interactive — how long until the page is fully interactive and responds to user input. Under 3.8s is good.

1.73 s

Page Load Progression

375 ms
750 ms
1.1 s
1.5 s
1.9 s
2.2 s
2.6 s
3.0 s
Checks
15
6 PASS 4 REVIEW 3 FIX
D
Third-Party Impact
Action
100% third-party, 0 ms blocking
FIX
100% third-party, 0 ms blocking
Warning::
Third-party code accounts for 100% of page weight (1.7 MiB of 1.7 MiB)
Info::
Third-party blocking time is low (0 ms)
100%
First-party Third-party
D
Page Weight Inventory
Action
77 resources · 1.7 MB · 211 KB savings available
FIX
77 resources · 1.7 MB · 211 KB savings available
Warning::
Page weight 727 KB over 1MB target
Got: 1.7 MB Expected: ≤ 1 MB
Info::
~211 KB of savings available
Warning::
76 third-party resources (100% of weight)
Info::
1 resources over 200KB
77 resources · 1.7 MiB · 76 third-party 727.1 KiB over 1MB target
Image 47% · 831.3 KiB
JavaScript 44% · 762.5 KiB
CSS 6% · 110.5 KiB
Document 2% · 41.9 KiB
Other 0% · 4.9 KiB

~211.0 KiB of savings available

Remove unused JavaScript: 211.0 KiB
F
HTTP Caching
Action
No cache headers
FIX
No cache headers
Warning::
No Cache-Control header found
Browsers will use heuristic caching, which can be unpredictable. Set explicit cache headers.

No Cache-Control header

Adding a Cache-Control header can significantly improve repeat-visit performance.

C
Page Weight Budget
Action
1.7 MB transferred, 77 requests
REVIEW
1.7 MB transferred, 77 requests
Info::
Page weighs 4.2 MB (1.7 MB transferred)
Warning::
JavaScript is 758 KB — consider code splitting or lazy loading
Large JavaScript bundles delay interactivity. Split code by route or defer non-critical scripts.
Got: 758 KB
Info::
77 HTTP requests
Info::
Estimated 0.36 g CO2 per page load
1.7 MB / 2.4 MB budget
1.7 MB transferred
77 requests
0.36 g CO2 per page load
Images 830.2 KiB 47%
JavaScript 758.2 KiB 43%
CSS 110.5 KiB 6%
HTML 41.9 KiB 2%
Other 6.8 KiB 0%
Other 1.7 KiB 0%
Other 1.2 KiB 0%
Other 549 B 0%
Other 0 B 0%
0 2.4 MB 4.9 MB
Approaching limit

Large JavaScript bundles delay interactivity. Split code by route or defer non-critical scripts.

Why this matters

JavaScript bundle is large — code-split routes and lazy-load off-screen components to defer.

Source: web.dev

C
Image Optimization
Action
23 images, 0 KB saveable
REVIEW
23 images, 0 KB saveable
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEA... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemag... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemag... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
23 images 830 KB
0 oversized -0 KB
20 legacy format
14 missing dimensions CLS risk

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

B
JS Execution Cost
751ms total JS execution
REVIEW
751ms total JS execution
Warning::
https://www.jezebel.com/: 465ms CPU time
Info::
Unattributable: 90ms CPU time
Info::
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DD26...: 75ms CPU time
Info::
https://eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net/delivery/cust...: 63ms CPU time
Info::
https://www.jezebel.com/cdn-cgi/challenge-platform...: 58ms CPU time
Warning::
Third-party scripts: 751ms (100% of total)

Main Thread Breakdown

Script Evaluation 42% Other 39% Style & Layout 9% Script Parsing & Compilation 6%
ScriptTotalScriptingParse/CompileParty
https://www.jezebel.com/465ms58ms3ms3rd
Unattributable90ms4ms0ms3rd
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DD26PJV9Z275ms64ms11ms3rd
https://eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net/delivery/customdata/bV8xLndfMTQ2MDY1LnJfR0RQUi5sX2VuLmRfNDY5NzAueF82MS52LnAudF80Njk3MC54dF8yNTA1.js63ms53ms2ms3rd
https://www.jezebel.com/cdn-cgi/challenge-platform/scripts/jsd/main.js58ms55ms1ms3rd
C
JS Bundles
Action
34 scripts, 211 KB unused
REVIEW
34 scripts, 211 KB unused
Warning::
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtm.js?id=GTM-WQJ...: 72 KB unused (65%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Warning::
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DD26...: 62 KB unused (40%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Warning::
https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/3.44.10__cgroup...: 41 KB unused (53%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Warning::
https://eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net/delivery/js/c...: 35 KB unused (35%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Info::
Total unused JavaScript: 211 KB
211 KB unused JavaScript

Downloaded but never executed on this page.

ScriptSizeUnusedMinifiedParty
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtm.js?id=GTM-WQJMT985111 KB72 KB (65%)✓3rd
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DD26PJV9Z2158 KB62 KB (40%)✓3rd
https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/3.44.10__cgroup3.44.10-newIXAdapter.3/wrapper.min.js?bust=46404391778 KB41 KB (53%)✓3rd
https://eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net/delivery/js/cmp_final.min.js?t=2026-4-22101 KB35 KB (35%)✓3rd
https://scripts.pubnation.com/launcher/settings.json?off=pubnation3 KB—✓3rd
https://jezebel-1.disqus.com/count.js2 KB—✓3rd
https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/loglevel.min.js2 KB—✓3rd
https://securepubads.g.doubleclick.net/tag/js/gpt.js34 KB—✓3rd
https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/jquery.sticky.js?ver=69e937553ef053 KB—✓3rd
https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/disqus-comment-system/public/js/comment_count.js?ver=3.1.41 KB—✓3rd

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

A+
Text Compression
All text resources are compressed
PASS
All text resources are compressed
Info::
All text resources are compressed
All text resources are properly compressed.
A+
Font Loading
No web fonts (system fonts)
PASS
No web fonts (system fonts)
Info::
No web fonts loaded — system fonts are fastest
No web fonts loaded — system fonts are optimal.
A+
Resource Caching
All resources properly cached
PASS
All resources properly cached
Info::
No caching issues found
All static resources have appropriate caching headers.
A+
Critical Rendering Path
No render-blocking resources
PASS
No render-blocking resources
Info::
No render-blocking resources detected
A+
Resource Hints
No optimization needed
PASS
No optimization needed
Info::
No resource hint issues
A+
Green Hosting
Whether the site is served from green-energy infrastructure
PASS

Green Hosting

This site is hosted on green energy infrastructure

Provider: Cloudflare

Network Waterfall
77 requests over 2286ms
INFO
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h3https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/inline-39.2022.10209.11821.css?ver=0.25773100%201776891733www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/p... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/inline-39.2022.10209.11821.css?ver=0.25773100%201776891733 — 200 — 41.9 KiB — 52 ms — h3https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/stylesheet-39.2022.10209.11821.css?ver=0.25775400%201776891733www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/p... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/stylesheet-39.2022.10209.11821.css?ver=0.25775400%201776891733 — 200 — 40.6 KiB — 67 ms — h3https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/style.css?ver=0.25777600%201776891733www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/p... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/style.css?ver=0.25777600%201776891733 — 200 — 6.5 KiB — 49 ms — h3https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/jezebel.js?ver=6.9.4scripts.pubnation.com/tags/jezebel.... https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/jezebel.js?ver=6.9.4 — 200 — 31.9 KiB — 12 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery.min.js?ver=3.7.1www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jque... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery.min.js?ver=3.7.1 — 200 — 31.1 KiB — 74 ms — h3https://www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery-migrate.min.js?ver=3.4.1www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jque... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery-migrate.min.js?ver=3.4.1 — 200 — 5.2 KiB — 74 ms — h3https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/jquery.sticky.js?ver=69e937553ef05www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/p... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/jquery.sticky.js?ver=69e937553ef05 — 200 — 2.9 KiB — 77 ms — h3https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/pm_custom.js?ver=69e937553ef15www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/p... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/pm_custom.js?ver=69e937553ef15 — 200 — 18.9 KiB — 79 ms — h3data:image/webp;base64,UklGRkoAAABXRUJQVlA4WAoAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAQUxQSAwAAAARBxAR/Q9ERP8DAABWUDggGAAA…data:image/webp;base64,UklGRkoAAABX... data:image/webp;base64,UklGRkoAAABXRUJQVlA4WAoAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAQUxQSAwAAAARBxAR/Q9ERP8DAABWUDggGAAA… — 200 — 0 B — 0 ms — datahttps://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/loglevel.min.jswww.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/p... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/loglevel.min.js — 200 — 1.7 KiB — 66 ms — h3https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/scottmain.jpgimg.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/ju... https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/scottmain.jpg — 200 — 111.7 KiB — 151 ms — h3https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/HGeLBg5WcAAtkNf.jpgimg.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/ju... https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/HGeLBg5WcAAtkNf.jpg — 200 — 156.9 KiB — 166 ms — 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— h2https://static.chartbeat.com/js/chartbeat_mab.jsstatic.chartbeat.com/js/chartbeat_m... https://static.chartbeat.com/js/chartbeat_mab.js — 200 — 10.1 KiB — 14 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/ewww-image-optimizer/includes/lazysizes.min.js?ver=850www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/ewww-image-optimizer/includes/lazysizes.min.js?ver=850 — 200 — 6.7 KiB — 48 ms — h3https://static.cloudflareinsights.com/beacon.min.js/v8c78df7c7c0f484497ecbca7046644da1771523124516static.cloudflareinsights.com/beaco... https://static.cloudflareinsights.com/beacon.min.js/v8c78df7c7c0f484497ecbca7046644da1771523124516 — 200 — 10.7 KiB — 79 ms — h2https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/3.44.10__cgroup3.44.10-newIXAdapter.3/wrapper.min.js?bust=464043917scripts.pubnation.com/tags/3.44.10_... https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/3.44.10__cgroup3.44.10-newIXAdapter.3/wrapper.min.js?bust=464043917 — 200 — 78.2 KiB — 7 ms — h2
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HTML JavaScript CSS Images Fonts XHR/Fetch Other
Third-Party Script Cost
Per-script blocking time, transfer cost, and cache headers
INFO
100% of JavaScript execution is third-party
First-party Third-party 751ms · 227KB · $4/mo
www.jezebel.com
Other
Costly
Execution 465ms
Transfer 42 KB
Monthly Cost $3/mo
Unattributable
Other
Optional
Execution 90ms
Transfer 0 KB
Monthly Cost $1/mo
Google Tag Manager
Tag Manager
Optional
Execution 75ms
Transfer 158 KB
Unused 40%
Monthly Cost $0/mo
eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net
Other
Optional
Execution 63ms
Transfer 26 KB
Monthly Cost $0/mo
www.jezebel.com
Other
Optional
Execution 58ms
Transfer 0 KB
Monthly Cost $0/mo

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  • www.jezebel.com adds 465ms and costs ~$3/month

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Why this matters

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www.jezebel.com takes 465ms of CPU time. Consider loading it asynchronously or replacing it with a lighter alternative.

Why this matters

This script has high main-thread execution time — optimize hot paths or defer.

Source: web.dev

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