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Remove large, duplicate JavaScript modules from bundles to reduce unnecessary bytes consumed by network activity.

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Polyfills and transforms enable older browsers to use new JavaScript features. However, many aren't necessary for modern browsers. Consider modifying your JavaScript build process to not transpile Baseline features, unless you know you must support older browsers. Learn why most sites can deploy ES6+ code without transpiling

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3rd party code can significantly impact load performance. Reduce and defer loading of 3rd party code to prioritize your page's content.

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A long cache lifetime can speed up repeat visits to your page. Learn more about caching.

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Request	Cache TTL	Transfer Size
img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/HGeLBg5WcAAtkNf.jpg	592.0 s	156.9 KiB
img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/scottmain.jpg	592.0 s	111.7 KiB
img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/alex-feature.jpg	592.0 s	81.4 KiB
eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net/delivery/js/cmp_final.min.js?t=2026-4-22	86400.0 s	101.0 KiB
/delivery/customdata/bV8xLndfMTQ2MDY1LnJfR0RQUi5sX2VuLmRf...	3600.0 s	26.5 KiB
/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/151-CdTe_PV_array_at_the_Nat...	592.0 s	18.5 KiB
img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/GettyImages-2272377057.jpg	593.0 s	13.3 KiB
static.chartbeat.com/js/chartbeat.js	7200.0 s	15.9 KiB
www.jezebel.com/cdn-cgi/challenge-platform/h/b/scripts/jsd/0b8fb825cb67/main.js?	14400.0 s	12.6 KiB
img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/condomns15151.jpg	594.0 s	9.3 KiB
static.chartbeat.com/js/chartbeat_mab.js	7200.0 s	10.1 KiB
img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/03/tfp1515151.jpg	592.0 s	8.1 KiB
/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/Screenshot-2026-04-22-at-5.2...	592.0 s	7.4 KiB
/wp-content/juploads/2026/01/congress-generic-2-unsplash-...	594.0 s	6.5 KiB
img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/kendall-lead.jpg	592.0 s	6.5 KiB
img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/smith-lead.jpg	594.0 s	5.4 KiB
/beacon.min.js/v8c78df7c7c0f484497ecbca7046644da177152312...	86400.0 s	10.7 KiB
jezebel-1.disqus.com/count.js	300.0 s	1.5 KiB

Your first network request is the most important. Reduce its latency by avoiding redirects, ensuring a fast server response, and enabling text compression.

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A forced reflow occurs when JavaScript queries geometric properties (such as offsetWidth) after styles have been invalidated by a change to the DOM state. This can result in poor performance. Learn more about forced reflows and possible mitigations.

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headings: [map[key:source label:Top function call valueType:source-location] map[granularity:1 key:reflowTime label:Total reflow time valueType:ms]]

items: [map[reflowTime:0.325 source:map[column:24 line:43 type:source-location url:https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/jquery.sticky.js?ver=69e937553ef05 urlProvider:network]]]

headings: [map[key:source label:Source valueType:source-location] map[granularity:1 key:reflowTime label:Total reflow time valueType:ms]]

items: [map[reflowTime:44.581 source:map[type:text value:[unattributed]]] map[reflowTime:0.393 source:map[column:266 line:0 type:source-location url:https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/ewww-image-optimizer/includes/lazysizes.min.js?ver=850 urlProvider:network]] map[reflowTime:0.053 source:map[column:15229 line:0 type:source-location url:https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/ewww-image-optimizer/includes/lazysizes.min.js?ver=850 urlProvider:network]] map[reflowTime:0.325 source:map[column:84992 line:1 type:source-location url:https://www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery.min.js?ver=3.7.1 urlProvider:network]]]

Reducing the download time of images can improve the perceived load time of the page and LCP. Learn more about optimizing image size

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	URL	Resource Size	Est Savings
Trump Honors Women’s Tennis Champs by Putting a Wall of Men in Front of Them `li > a.image > picture.main > img.no-lazy`	img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/HGeLBg5WcAAtkNf.jpg	156.0 KiB	135.0 KiB
Rest in Peace to Another Member of the Gerontocracy `li > a.image > picture.main > img.no-lazy`	img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/scottmain.jpg	110.7 KiB	68.1 KiB
I Paid 2 Whole American Dollars to Read About Alex Cooper’s Husband So You Don'… `li > a.image > picture.main > img.no-lazy`	img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/alex-feature.jpg	80.5 KiB	63.0 KiB
The 'Age of Electricity' Brings Good Climate Change News for Once `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/151-CdTe_PV_array_at_the_Nat...	17.7 KiB	14.0 KiB

Optimize LCP by making the LCP image discoverable from the HTML immediately, and avoiding lazy-loading

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lhId: page-1-IMG

nodeLabel: Rest in Peace to Another Member of the Gerontocracy

path: 1,HTML,1,BODY,7,MAIN,0,DIV,0,DIV,0,DIV,0,UL,0,LI,0,A,0,PICTURE,2,IMG

selector: li > a.image > picture.main > img.no-lazy

snippet: <img class="no-lazy skip-layz data-skip-lazy" alt="Rest in Peace to Another Member of the Gerontocracy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/scottmain.jpg">

Avoid chaining critical requests by reducing the length of chains, reducing the download size of resources, or deferring the download of unnecessary resources to improve page load.

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description: [preconnect](https://developer.chrome.com/docs/lighthouse/performance/uses-rel-preconnect/) hints help the browser establish a connection earlier in the page load, saving time when the first request for that origin is made. The following are the origins that the page preconnected to.

title: Preconnected origins

value: no origins were preconnected

description: Add [preconnect](https://developer.chrome.com/docs/lighthouse/performance/uses-rel-preconnect/) hints to your most important origins, but try to use no more than 4.

title: Preconnect candidates

Requests are blocking the page's initial render, which may delay LCP. Deferring or inlining can move these network requests out of the critical path.

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Performance issues directly impact user engagement and conversion rates.

URL	Transfer Size	Duration
/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/pm_custom.js?ver=69e9...	18.9 KiB	279 ms
/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/jquery.sticky.js?ver=...	2.9 KiB	159 ms
www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery.min.js?ver=3.7.1	31.1 KiB	359 ms
www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery-migrate.min.js?ver=3.4.1	5.2 KiB	199 ms
www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/loglevel.min.js	1.7 KiB	159 ms
/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/stylesheet-39.2022.1...	40.6 KiB	399 ms
/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/inline-39.2022.10209...	41.9 KiB	399 ms
/wp-content/plugins/paid-memberships-pro/css/frontend/bas...	16.7 KiB	199 ms
/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/style.css?ver=0.25777600...	6.5 KiB	199 ms
/wp-content/plugins/paid-memberships-pro/css/frontend/var...	4.8 KiB	199 ms

These insights are also available in the Chrome DevTools Performance Panel - record a trace to view more detailed information.

Diagnostics

Minifying CSS files can reduce network payload sizes. Learn how to minify CSS.

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Estimated savings: 40 ms 12.7 KiB

URL	Transfer Size	Est Savings
/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/stylesheet-39.2022.1...	40.6 KiB	6.1 KiB
/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/inline-39.2022.10209...	41.9 KiB	4.1 KiB
/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/style.css?ver=0.25777600...	6.5 KiB	2.4 KiB

Reduce unused rules from stylesheets and defer CSS not used for above-the-fold content to decrease bytes consumed by network activity. Learn how to reduce unused CSS.

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Estimated savings: 40 ms 93.6 KiB

URL	Transfer Size	Est Savings
/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/inline-39.2022.10209...	41.7 KiB	39.4 KiB
/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/stylesheet-39.2022.1...	40.3 KiB	38.4 KiB
/wp-content/plugins/paid-memberships-pro/css/frontend/bas...	16.4 KiB	15.9 KiB

Minifying JavaScript files can reduce payload sizes and script parse time. Learn how to minify JavaScript.

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Estimated savings: 0.0 ms 10.9 KiB

URL	Transfer Size	Est Savings
/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/pm_custom.js?ver=69e9...	18.7 KiB	10.9 KiB

Reduce unused JavaScript and defer loading scripts until they are required to decrease bytes consumed by network activity. Learn how to reduce unused JavaScript.

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Estimated savings: 0.0 ms 211.0 KiB

URL	Transfer Size	Est Savings
www.googletagmanager.com/gtm.js?id=GTM-WQJMT985	111.2 KiB	72.1 KiB
www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DD26PJV9Z2	157.7 KiB	62.3 KiB
/tags/3.44.10__cgroup3.44.10-newIXAdapter.3/wrapper.min.j...	77.4 KiB	41.1 KiB
eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net/delivery/js/cmp_final.min.js?t=2026-4-22	100.6 KiB	35.5 KiB

Set an explicit width and height on image elements to reduce layout shifts and improve CLS. Learn how to set image dimensions

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	URL
div.title-bar > h1.large-1 > a > img.js-logo `div.title-bar > h1.large-1 > a > img.js-logo`	www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/img/js-logo.svg
Rest in Peace to Another Member of the Gerontocracy `li > a.image > picture.main > img.no-lazy`	img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/scottmain.jpg
Trump Honors Women’s Tennis Champs by Putting a Wall of Men in Front of Them `li > a.image > picture.main > img.no-lazy`	img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/HGeLBg5WcAAtkNf.jpg
I Paid 2 Whole American Dollars to Read About Alex Cooper’s Husband So You Don'… `li > a.image > picture.main > img.no-lazy`	img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/alex-feature.jpg
Virginia Voters Told Trump Where to Stick His Gerrymandering `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/GettyImages-2272377057.jpg
The 'Age of Electricity' Brings Good Climate Change News for Once `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/151-CdTe_PV_array_at_the_Nat...
German Police Chief Suggests Women Avoid Dating Men If They Want to Stay Safe `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/Screenshot-2026-04-22-at-5.2...
'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' Is Filming Again, and Definitely Without Dakota `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/03/tfp1515151.jpg
Look Who's Been Hanging Out Above Our Very Noses `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/kendall-lead.jpg
Congress Is Now (Much) More Unpopular than the IRS `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	/wp-content/juploads/2026/01/congress-generic-2-unsplash-...
The Trump Admin Wants More Babies—and the Iran War Is Making Condoms More Expen… `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/condomns15151.jpg
Nara Smith Is NOT a TradWife—She Just Profits Off Pretending to Be One `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/smith-lead.jpg
div.top-bar-container > div.bottom-link-row > a > img.search-small `div.top-bar-container > div.bottom-link-row > a > img.search-small`	www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/img/search-cropped.svg
WTF Is Ohio’s Anti-Drag Show Bill That Critics Worry Could Criminalize Wearing … `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Pete Hegseth Restores FREEDOM to His WARRIORS by Defeating WOKE Flu Vaccine. AM… `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Even a GOP Judge Agreed That Abortion Is a Constitutionally Protected Right `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
With a Nationwide Warrant for His Arrest, This ICE Agent Is Now a Fugitive from… `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
The Devil Has Good Taste... `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
What Does Donald Trump Think 'Regime Change' in Iran Actually Means? `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Zoë Kravitz Is Invited to Taylor Swift’s Wedding, So Now We Can Move On to the … `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Only the Men Are Allowed to Be Drunk and Shit at Their Jobs in the Trump Admini… `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Disagreeing With All of Daniel Radcliffe’s Rankings of the Harry Potters `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Another Cesar Chavez Survivor Comes Forward `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
The Stock Market Can Stay Irrational Longer than You Can Stay Solvent `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
You Might Want to Check That Your Lawyer Isn’t Submitting AI Slop Briefs `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Someone Paid Nearly $1 Million for This Old-Ass Life Vest `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Does Charlize Theron's Internet Run a Month Behind? `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Under Kash Patel, the FBI Is on the Rocks in More Ways Than One `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Trump Calls His Own Energy Secretary a Liar on Gas Prices: 'He's Wrong' `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Tina Fey Regrets a Few Political 'SNL' Jokes, But Not Her Sarah Palin `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
The Strokes Gave Coachella a Supercut of U.S.-Backed Coups, Bombings, and Assas… `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Coachella Weekend 2: Billie Eilish Is Still a Belieber `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Finally, John Oliver pours Last Week Tonight's resources into prediction market… `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
How to Talk About Wine Like the Smartest Alcoholic in the Room `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Thanks to NJ, Mike Johnson Just Had Another Terrible Week `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Girl Code, Interrupted `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Maine Looks to Become the First State to Outlaw Data Centers `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Acting ICE Director Announces He’s Fleeing His Sinking Ship `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Meghan and Harry’s Fake Royal Tour of Australia Puts Their Identity Crisis on F… `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
La Voisin, the 17th-Century Witch Who Ran a Huge Abortion Network in Paris `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Victoria Beckham Loves ALL Her Children `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Just How Drunk Should a Cruise Ship Allow You to Be? `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
The Wildest, Most Charged Astrological Day of 2026 Is Here `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
If Trump Says Gas Prices Are Low, Then Gas Prices Must Be Low! `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
For Once, RFK Jr. Had Nothing to Say About the Abortion Pill `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
A Christmas Wish Come True—the Guy Who Runs SantaCon Is Going to Jail `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Amazon Reportedly Told Employees to Keep Working as Warehouse Worker Lay Dying `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax Shot His Wife Multiple Times Before Dyi… `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
I Doubt God Wants You to Send Bomb Threats to Pope Leo's Brother `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
I Guess We Can Add Quentin Tarantino to Pete Hegseth’s List of Pastors `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Freeing Meghan Trainor from Toxic Mom Jail `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Just 25% of Americans Say the Iran War Has Been a “Strategic Success” `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
Are Catholic Converts Generally Encouraged to Call the Pope a Liar? `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
I Wonder If Taylor Swift Saw Dakota Johnson in 'Madame Web' `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
The DOJ Just Fired 4 Officials for Prosecuting Violent, Anti-Abortion Extremists `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
ICE Has an 86-Year-Old French Woman in Detention, Months After Her Husband’s De… `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.large-3 > img.no-lazy`	data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==
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APRIL 11, 2026 \| 9:15AM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 10, 2026 \| 5:48PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 10, 2026 \| 5:35PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 10, 2026 \| 3:55PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 10, 2026 \| 3:39PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 10, 2026 \| 3:34PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 10, 2026 \| 2:32PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 10, 2026 \| 12:00PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 10, 2026 \| 11:32AM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 10, 2026 \| 11:31AM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 10, 2026 \| 10:32AM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 9, 2026 \| 7:01PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 9, 2026 \| 4:51PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 9, 2026 \| 4:49PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 9, 2026 \| 4:18PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 9, 2026 \| 11:58AM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 9, 2026 \| 11:50AM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 9, 2026 \| 11:33AM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 9, 2026 \| 11:02AM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 8, 2026 \| 5:38PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 8, 2026 \| 5:10PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 8, 2026 \| 3:55PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 8, 2026 \| 3:46PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 8, 2026 \| 2:21PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 8, 2026 \| 1:31PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 8, 2026 \| 12:23PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 8, 2026 \| 10:53AM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 7, 2026 \| 5:29PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`
APRIL 7, 2026 \| 5:18PM `ul.articles > li.grid-x > a.auto > b.time`

These are opportunities to improve the legibility of your content.

Names and labels

Informative elements should aim for short, descriptive alternate text. Decorative elements can be ignored with an empty alt attribute. Learn more about the `alt` attribute.

Why this matters

Performance issues directly impact user engagement and conversion rates.

Failing Elements
div.title-bar > h1.large-1 > a > img.js-logo `div.title-bar > h1.large-1 > a > img.js-logo`
div.top-bar-container > div.bottom-link-row > a > img.search-small `div.top-bar-container > div.bottom-link-row > a > img.search-small`

Link text (and alternate text for images, when used as links) that is discernible, unique, and focusable improves the navigation experience for screen reader users. Learn how to make links accessible.

Why this matters

Performance issues directly impact user engagement and conversion rates.

Failing Elements
div.top-bar-container > div.title-bar > h1.large-1 > a `div.top-bar-container > div.title-bar > h1.large-1 > a`
header#master-header > div.top-bar-container > div.bottom-link-row > a `header#master-header > div.top-bar-container > div.bottom-link-row > a`
header#master-header > div.top-bar-container > div.bottom-link-row > a#mobile-account-icon-link `header#master-header > div.top-bar-container > div.bottom-link-row > a#mobile-account-icon-link`

These are opportunities to improve the semantics of the controls in your application. This may enhance the experience for users of assistive technology, like a screen reader.

Tables and lists

Screen readers have a specific way of announcing lists. Ensuring proper list structure aids screen reader output. Learn more about proper list structure.

Why this matters

Performance issues directly impact user engagement and conversion rates.

Failing Elements
Paste \| A.V. Club \| Jezebel \| Splinter \| Daytrotter `div.grid-container > header#master-header > div#site-bar > ul`

These are opportunities to improve the experience of reading tabular or list data using assistive technology, like a screen reader.

○Interactive controls are keyboard focusable

○Interactive elements indicate their purpose and state

○The page has a logical tab order

○Visual order on the page follows DOM order

○User focus is not accidentally trapped in a region

○The user's focus is directed to new content added to the page

○HTML5 landmark elements are used to improve navigation

○Offscreen content is hidden from assistive technology

○Custom controls have associated labels

○Custom controls have ARIA roles

●`[aria-*]` attributes match their roles

●`[aria-hidden="true"]` is not present on the document `<body>`

●`[role]`s have all required `[aria-*]` attributes

●`[role]` values are valid

●`[aria-*]` attributes have valid values

●`[aria-*]` attributes are valid and not misspelled

●`[user-scalable="no"]` is not used in the `<meta name="viewport">` element and the `[maximum-scale]` attribute is not less than 5.

●`button`, `link`, and `menuitem` elements have accessible names

●ARIA attributes are used as specified for the element's role

●Elements with `role="dialog"` or `role="alertdialog"` have accessible names.

●`[aria-hidden="true"]` elements do not contain focusable descendents

●Elements use only permitted ARIA attributes

●Document has a `<title>` element

●`<html>` element has a `[lang]` attribute

●`<html>` element has a valid value for its `[lang]` attribute

●Links are distinguishable without relying on color.

●List items (`<li>`) are contained within `<ul>`, `<ol>` or `<menu>` parent elements

●No element has a `[tabindex]` value greater than 0

●Touch targets have sufficient size and spacing.

●`[lang]` attributes have a valid value

●Heading elements appear in a sequentially-descending order

●Document has a main landmark.

●Deprecated ARIA roles were not used

●All heading elements contain content.

○`[accesskey]` values are unique

○ARIA input fields have accessible names

○ARIA `meter` elements have accessible names

○ARIA `progressbar` elements have accessible names

○Elements with an ARIA `[role]` that require children to contain a specific `[role]` have all required children.

○`[role]`s are contained by their required parent element

○Elements with the `role=text` attribute do not have focusable descendents.

○ARIA toggle fields have accessible names

○ARIA `tooltip` elements have accessible names

○ARIA `treeitem` elements have accessible names

○Buttons have an accessible name

○The page contains a heading, skip link, or landmark region

○`<dl>`'s contain only properly-ordered `<dt>` and `<dd>` groups, `<script>`, `<template>` or `<div>` elements.

○Definition list items are wrapped in `<dl>` elements

○ARIA IDs are unique

○No form fields have multiple labels

○`<frame>` or `<iframe>` elements have a title

○`<html>` element has an `[xml:lang]` attribute with the same base language as the `[lang]` attribute.

○Input buttons have discernible text.

○`<input type="image">` elements have `[alt]` text

○Form elements have associated labels

○The document does not use `<meta http-equiv="refresh">`

○`<object>` elements have alternate text

○Select elements have associated label elements.

○Skip links are focusable.

○Cells in a `<table>` element that use the `[headers]` attribute refer to table cells within the same table.

○`<th>` elements and elements with `[role="columnheader"/"rowheader"]` have data cells they describe.

○`<video>` elements contain a `<track>` element with `[kind="captions"]`

○Tables have different content in the summary attribute and `<caption>`.

○Uses ARIA roles only on compatible elements

○Image elements do not have `[alt]` attributes that are redundant text.

○Identical links have the same purpose.

○Elements with visible text labels have matching accessible names.

○Tables use `<caption>` instead of cells with the `[colspan]` attribute to indicate a caption.

○`<td>` elements in a large `<table>` have one or more table headers.

Best Practices

General

Deprecated APIs will eventually be removed from the browser. Learn more about deprecated APIs.

Why this matters

Performance issues directly impact user engagement and conversion rates.

Deprecation / Warning	Source
SharedStorage	www.jezebel.com/cdn-cgi/challenge-platform/scripts/jsd/main.js
StorageType.persistent is deprecated. Please use standardized navigator.storage instead.	www.jezebel.com/cdn-cgi/challenge-platform/scripts/jsd/main.js
Fledge	www.jezebel.com/cdn-cgi/challenge-platform/scripts/jsd/main.js

Errors logged to the console indicate unresolved problems. They can come from network request failures and other browser concerns. Learn more about this errors in console diagnostic audit

Why this matters

Performance issues directly impact user engagement and conversion rates.

Source	Description
/wp-content/plugins/disqus-comment-system/public/js/comme... line 37, col 16	`Could not find 'disqus_thread' container to load DISQUS. This is usually the result of a WordPress theme conflicting with the DISQUS plugin. Try switching your site to a Classic Theme, or contact DISQUS support for help.`
cdn.pastemagazine.com/images/landing-header-bg.png	`Failed to load resource: net::ERR_NAME_NOT_RESOLVED`
/api/3.0/threads/details.json?api_key=mZyGvuGCJddMuwBLSBO...	`Failed to load resource: the server responded with a status of 400 (BAD REQUEST)`

●Uses HTTPS

●Avoids third-party cookies

●Allows users to paste into input fields

●Avoids requesting the geolocation permission on page load

●Avoids requesting the notification permission on page load

●Displays images with correct aspect ratio

●Serves images with appropriate resolution

●Page has the HTML doctype

●Properly defines charset

●No issues in the `Issues` panel in Chrome Devtools

●Ensure CSP is effective against XSS attacks

●Use a strong HSTS policy

●Ensure proper origin isolation with COOP

●Mitigate clickjacking with XFO or CSP

●Mitigate DOM-based XSS with Trusted Types

●Detected JavaScript libraries

●Page has valid source maps

○Redirects HTTP traffic to HTTPS

SEO

These checks ensure that your page is following basic search engine optimization advice. There are many additional factors Lighthouse does not score here that may affect your search ranking, including performance on Core Web Vitals. Learn more about Google Search Essentials.

Content Best Practices

Descriptive link text helps search engines understand your content. Learn how to make links more accessible.

Why this matters

Performance issues directly impact user engagement and conversion rates.

Link destination	Link Text
www.jezebel.com/latest	More

Informative elements should aim for short, descriptive alternate text. Decorative elements can be ignored with an empty alt attribute. Learn more about the `alt` attribute.

Why this matters

Performance issues directly impact user engagement and conversion rates.

Failing Elements
div.title-bar > h1.large-1 > a > img.js-logo `div.title-bar > h1.large-1 > a > img.js-logo`
div.top-bar-container > div.bottom-link-row > a > img.search-small `div.top-bar-container > div.bottom-link-row > a > img.search-small`

Format your HTML in a way that enables crawlers to better understand your app’s content.

Crawling and Indexing

Search engines may use `href` attributes on links to crawl websites. Ensure that the `href` attribute of anchor elements links to an appropriate destination, so more pages of the site can be discovered. Learn how to make links crawlable

Why this matters

Performance issues directly impact user engagement and conversion rates.

Uncrawlable Link
`div.top-bar-right > ul#small-navigation-menu > form#article-search > a.search`

To appear in search results, crawlers need access to your app.

○Structured data is valid

●Page isn’t blocked from indexing

●Document has a `<title>` element

●Document has a meta description

●Page has successful HTTP status code

●robots.txt is valid

●Document has a valid `hreflang`

●Document has a valid `rel=canonical`