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Performance

· 17 checks — Lighthouse + waterfall + sustainability rolled into one auditable list.
SCORE
78
GRADE
C
FIX
4
REVIEW
3
PASS
8
INFO
2

Performance-focused optimization plan with CWV assessment, top offenders, and time estimates

Mobile Desktop
52
Performance Overall performance score (0–100) based on Core Web Vitals and other metrics. 90+ is good.
84
Accessibility Measures how accessible the page is for users with disabilities. Checks color contrast, ARIA labels, and semantic HTML.
73
Best Practices Checks for modern web development best practices including HTTPS, no console errors, and secure JavaScript.
77
SEO Measures basic SEO optimizations: meta tags, crawlability, link text, and mobile friendliness.

First Contentful Paint First Contentful Paint — how long until the browser renders the first piece of content. Under 1.8s is good.

4.72 s

Largest Contentful Paint Largest Contentful Paint — how long until the largest visible element loads. Under 2.5s is good.

11.16 s

Total Blocking Time Total Blocking Time — total time the main thread was blocked, preventing user input. Under 200ms is good.

353 ms

Cumulative Layout Shift Cumulative Layout Shift — measures visual stability. How much the page layout shifts during loading. Under 0.1 is good.

0.000

Speed Index Speed Index — how quickly content is visually displayed during load. Under 3.4s is good.

6.71 s

Time to Interactive Time to Interactive — how long until the page is fully interactive and responds to user input. Under 3.8s is good.

11.69 s

Page Load Progression

375 ms
750 ms
1.1 s
1.5 s
1.9 s
2.2 s
2.6 s
3.0 s
Checks
17
8 PASS 3 REVIEW 4 FIX
D
Third-Party Impact
Action
100% third-party, 0 ms blocking
FIX
100% third-party, 0 ms blocking
Warning::
Third-party code accounts for 100% of page weight (1.4 MiB of 1.4 MiB)
Info::
Third-party blocking time is low (0 ms)
100%
First-party Third-party
D
JS Execution Cost
Action
2398ms total JS execution
FIX
2398ms total JS execution
Warning::
https://www.jezebel.com/: 462ms CPU time
Warning::
Unattributable: 342ms CPU time
Warning::
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DD26...: 301ms CPU time
Warning::
https://eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net/delivery/cust...: 272ms CPU time
Info::
https://www.jezebel.com/cdn-cgi/challenge-platform...: 211ms CPU time
Warning::
Third-party scripts: 2398ms (100% of total)

Main Thread Breakdown

Script Evaluation 59% Other 17% Style & Layout 10% Script Parsing & Compilation 9% Parse HTML & CSS 3%
ScriptTotalScriptingParse/CompileParty
https://www.jezebel.com/462ms158ms13ms3rd
Unattributable342ms15ms0ms3rd
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DD26PJV9Z2301ms244ms40ms3rd
https://eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net/delivery/customdata/bV8xLndfMTM0MzQ5LnJfR0RQUi5sX2VuLmRfNTIzNDMueF80Mi52LnAudF81MjM0My54dF8yNTc2.js272ms216ms11ms3rd
https://www.jezebel.com/cdn-cgi/challenge-platform/scripts/jsd/main.js211ms203ms2ms3rd
https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/3.44.10-3880-disablehrf/wrapper.min.js?bust=-1402686229185ms145ms28ms3rd
https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/cmp/e8484401c62373a45398.min.js135ms129ms3ms3rd
https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/ewww-image-optimizer/includes/lazysizes.min.js?ver=850133ms68ms2ms3rd
https://static.chartbeat.com/js/chartbeat.js98ms84ms4ms3rd
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtm.js?id=GTM-WQJMT98575ms46ms29ms3rd

Showing top 10 of 13 scripts

D
Page Weight Inventory
Action
81 resources · 1.4 MB · 208 KB savings available
FIX
81 resources · 1.4 MB · 208 KB savings available
Warning::
Page weight 449 KB over 1MB target
Got: 1.4 MB Expected: ≤ 1 MB
Info::
~208 KB of savings available
Warning::
80 third-party resources (100% of weight)
Info::
1 resources over 200KB
81 resources · 1.4 MiB · 80 third-party 449.3 KiB over 1MB target
JavaScript 52% · 760.4 KiB
Image 37% · 542.9 KiB
CSS 7% · 110.5 KiB
Document 3% · 41.8 KiB
Font 1% · 13.0 KiB
Other 0% · 4.7 KiB

~208.1 KiB of savings available

Remove unused JavaScript: 208.1 KiB
F
HTTP Caching
Action
No cache headers
FIX
No cache headers
Warning::
No Cache-Control header found
Browsers will use heuristic caching, which can be unpredictable. Set explicit cache headers.

No Cache-Control header

Adding a Cache-Control header can significantly improve repeat-visit performance.

B
Page Weight Budget
1.4 MB transferred, 81 requests
REVIEW
1.4 MB transferred, 81 requests
Info::
Page weighs 3.9 MB (1.4 MB transferred)
Warning::
JavaScript is 756 KB — consider code splitting or lazy loading
Large JavaScript bundles delay interactivity. Split code by route or defer non-critical scripts.
Got: 756 KB
Info::
81 HTTP requests
Info::
Estimated 0.30 g CO2 per page load
1.4 MB / 2.4 MB budget
1.4 MB transferred
81 requests
0.30 g CO2 per page load
JavaScript 756.2 KiB 51%
Images 541.8 KiB 37%
CSS 110.5 KiB 7%
HTML 41.8 KiB 3%
Fonts 13.0 KiB 1%
Other 6.6 KiB 0%
Other 1.7 KiB 0%
Other 1.2 KiB 0%
Other 558 B 0%
Other 0 B 0%
0 2.4 MB 4.9 MB
Under budget

Large JavaScript bundles delay interactivity. Split code by route or defer non-critical scripts.

Why this matters

JavaScript bundle is large — code-split routes and lazy-load off-screen components to defer.

Source: web.dev

C
Image Optimization
Action
26 images, 0 KB saveable
REVIEW
26 images, 0 KB saveable
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEA... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemag... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemag... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
Warning::
https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/... is missing width/height — may cause layout shift
Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.
26 images 542 KB
0 oversized -0 KB
23 legacy format
17 missing dimensions CLS risk

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

Set explicit width and height to prevent CLS.

Why this matters

Image without explicit width/height — browser can't reserve space; CLS jumps when image loads.

Source: web.dev / Core Web Vitals

C
JS Bundles
Action
34 scripts, 208 KB unused
REVIEW
34 scripts, 208 KB unused
Warning::
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtm.js?id=GTM-WQJ...: 71 KB unused (64%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Warning::
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DD26...: 60 KB unused (38%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Warning::
https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/3.44.10-3880-di...: 41 KB unused (53%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Warning::
https://eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net/delivery/js/c...: 35 KB unused (35%)
Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.
Info::
Total unused JavaScript: 208 KB
208 KB unused JavaScript

Downloaded but never executed on this page.

ScriptSizeUnusedMinifiedParty
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtm.js?id=GTM-WQJMT985111 KB71 KB (64%)✓3rd
https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DD26PJV9Z2158 KB60 KB (38%)✓3rd
https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/3.44.10-3880-disablehrf/wrapper.min.js?bust=-140268622978 KB41 KB (53%)✓3rd
https://eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net/delivery/js/cmp_final.min.js?t=2026-4-22101 KB35 KB (35%)✓3rd
https://scripts.pubnation.com/launcher/settings.json?off=pubnation3 KB—✓3rd
https://jezebel-1.disqus.com/count.js2 KB—✓3rd
https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/loglevel.min.js1 KB—✓3rd
https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/disqus-comment-system/public/js/comment_count.js?ver=3.1.41 KB—✓3rd
https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/disqus-comment-system/public/js/comment_embed.js?ver=3.1.41 KB—✓3rd
https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/google-analytics-premium/assets/js/frontend-gtag.min.js?ver=10.1.24 KB—✓3rd

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

Consider code splitting or tree shaking to reduce unused code.

Why this matters

This bundle has high unused code — code-split or tree-shake to ship only what executes.

Source: web.dev / Lighthouse coverage

A+
Text Compression
All text resources are compressed
PASS
All text resources are compressed
Info::
All text resources are compressed
All text resources are properly compressed.
A+
Font Loading
1 fonts (13 KB)
PASS
1 fonts (13 KB)
Info::
1 font(s) use font-display: swap (FOUT risk but functional)

Web fonts

1

13 KB total

Render-blocking

0

of 1

Dominant font-display

swap

Most common across fonts

Font loading timeline
Transfer FOIT (block) FOUT (swap)
0 ms 2.0 s 4.0 s 6.0 s 8.0 s 10.0 s FCP 4.7 s LCP 11.2 sdata:application/octet-stream;base64,d09GRgABAAAAADPgAAsAAAAAUPAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHU1…octet-stream;base64,d09... data:application/octet-stream;base64,d09GRgABAAAAADPgAAsAAAAAUPAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHU1… — 13.0 KiB — 38 ms — font-display: swap
octet-stream;base64,d09... unknown swap
Size 13 KB
Load time 38 ms
Start 567 ms
Risk FOUT — text flashes from fallback to web font
Optimization checklist
  • Preload critical fonts (priority=high)
  • Use woff2 format for all fonts
  • Set font-display to swap, optional, or fallback
  • Subset large fonts (≤100 KB each)

Fixing the unchecked items could save ~4 KB and ~8 ms

A+
Resource Caching
All resources properly cached
PASS
All resources properly cached
Info::
No caching issues found
All static resources have appropriate caching headers.
A+
Critical Rendering Path
No render-blocking resources
PASS
No render-blocking resources
Info::
No render-blocking resources detected
A+
Resource Hints
3 hints, 0 missing preconnects
PASS
3 hints, 0 missing preconnects
Info::
Page uses 3 resource hint(s)

Current Resource Hints

preconnect
—
preload
2
dns-prefetch
1
prefetch
—

3 resource hints configured

A+
Render-Blocking Resources
No render-blocking resources detected
PASS
No render-blocking resources detected
Info::
No render-blocking resources detected in <head>
A+
Third-Party Resources
No third-party resources detected
PASS
No third-party resources detected
A+
Green Hosting
Whether the site is served from green-energy infrastructure
PASS

Green Hosting

This site is hosted on green energy infrastructure

Provider: Cloudflare

Network Waterfall
81 requests over 2532ms
INFO
0 ms 2.0 s 4.0 s 6.0 s 8.0 s 10.0 s FCP 4.7 s LCP 11.2 shttps://jezebel.com// https://jezebel.com/ — 301 — 131 B — 65 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/www.jezebel.com/ https://www.jezebel.com/ — 200 — 41.8 KiB — 56 ms — h2https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DD26PJV9Z2www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id... https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DD26PJV9Z2 — 200 — 158.0 KiB — 201 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/paid-memberships-pro/css/frontend/base.css?ver=3.7.1www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/paid-memberships-pro/css/frontend/base.css?ver=3.7.1 — 200 — 16.5 KiB — 48 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/paid-memberships-pro/css/frontend/variation_1.css?ver=3.7.1www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/paid-memberships-pro/css/frontend/variation_1.css?ver=3.7.1 — 200 — 4.6 KiB — 42 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/inline-39.2022.10209.11821.css?ver=0.25773100%201776891733www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/p... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/inline-39.2022.10209.11821.css?ver=0.25773100%201776891733 — 200 — 41.8 KiB — 150 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/stylesheet-39.2022.10209.11821.css?ver=0.25775400%201776891733www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/p... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/stylesheet-39.2022.10209.11821.css?ver=0.25775400%201776891733 — 200 — 41.2 KiB — 343 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/style.css?ver=0.25777600%201776891733www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/p... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/style.css?ver=0.25777600%201776891733 — 200 — 6.3 KiB — 152 ms — h2https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/jezebel.js?ver=6.9.4scripts.pubnation.com/tags/jezebel.... https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/jezebel.js?ver=6.9.4 — 200 — 31.9 KiB — 74 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery.min.js?ver=3.7.1www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jque... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery.min.js?ver=3.7.1 — 200 — 30.8 KiB — 44 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery-migrate.min.js?ver=3.4.1www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jque... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery-migrate.min.js?ver=3.4.1 — 200 — 5.0 KiB — 42 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/jquery.sticky.js?ver=69e937553ef05www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/p... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/jquery.sticky.js?ver=69e937553ef05 — 200 — 2.7 KiB — 143 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/pm_custom.js?ver=69e937553ef15www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/p... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/pm_custom.js?ver=69e937553ef15 — 200 — 18.8 KiB — 151 ms — h2https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/loglevel.min.jswww.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/p... https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/loglevel.min.js — 200 — 1.5 KiB — 46 ms — h2https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/scottmain1515151.jpgimg.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/ju... https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/scottmain1515151.jpg — 200 — 9.6 KiB — 143 ms — h3https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/HGeLBg5WcAAtkNf1.jpgimg.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/ju... https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/04/HGeLBg5WcAAtkNf1.jpg — 200 — 12.8 KiB — 158 ms — h3data:image/webp;base64,UklGRkoAAABXRUJQVlA4WAoAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAQUxQSAwAAAARBxAR/Q9ERP8DAABWUDggGAAA…data:image/webp;base64,UklGRkoAAABX... data:image/webp;base64,UklGRkoAAABXRUJQVlA4WAoAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAQUxQSAwAAAARBxAR/Q9ERP8DAABWUDggGAAA… — 200 — 0 B — 0 ms — 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HTML JavaScript CSS Images Fonts XHR/Fetch Other
Third-Party Script Cost
Per-script blocking time, transfer cost, and cache headers
INFO
100% of JavaScript execution is third-party
First-party Third-party 2398ms · 612KB · $14/mo
www.jezebel.com
Other
Costly
Execution 462ms
Transfer 42 KB
Monthly Cost $3/mo
Unattributable
Other
Costly
Execution 342ms
Transfer 0 KB
Monthly Cost $2/mo
Google Tag Manager
Tag Manager
Costly
Execution 301ms
Transfer 158 KB
Unused 38%
Monthly Cost $2/mo
eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net
Other
Costly
Execution 272ms
Transfer 26 KB
Monthly Cost $2/mo
www.jezebel.com
Other
Costly
Execution 211ms
Transfer 0 KB
Monthly Cost $1/mo
scripts.pubnation.com
Other
Optional
Execution 185ms
Transfer 78 KB
Unused 53%
Monthly Cost $1/mo
scripts.pubnation.com
Other
Optional
Execution 135ms
Transfer 9 KB
Monthly Cost $1/mo
www.jezebel.com
Other
Optional
Execution 133ms
Transfer 7 KB
Monthly Cost $1/mo
static.chartbeat.com
Other
Optional
Execution 98ms
Transfer 16 KB
Monthly Cost $1/mo
Google Tag Manager
Tag Manager
Optional
Execution 75ms
Transfer 111 KB
Unused 64%
Monthly Cost $0/mo
eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net
Other
Optional
Execution 70ms
Transfer 101 KB
Unused 35%
Monthly Cost $0/mo
scripts.pubnation.com
Other
Optional
Execution 58ms
Transfer 32 KB
Monthly Cost $0/mo
www.jezebel.com
Other
Optional
Execution 57ms
Transfer 31 KB
Monthly Cost $0/mo

These scripts may cost more than they're worth

  • www.jezebel.com adds 462ms and costs ~$3/month
  • Unattributable adds 342ms and costs ~$2/month
  • Google Tag Manager adds 301ms and costs ~$2/month
  • eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net adds 272ms and costs ~$2/month
  • www.jezebel.com adds 211ms and costs ~$1/month

100% of JavaScript execution time is spent on third-party scripts. Consider auditing which scripts are essential.

Why this matters

When third-party JS execution time exceeds your own, performance gains from frontend work are capped by code you don't own.

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Every millisecond of third-party JS competes with your own for main-thread time. If their share is bigger than yours, optimization on your code base barely moves the needle. Audit, defer, or remove third-parties before further frontend optimization. Use Lighthouse's third-party audit to identify the worst offenders.

Source: web.dev

www.jezebel.com takes 462ms of CPU time. Consider loading it asynchronously or replacing it with a lighter alternative.

Why this matters

This script has high main-thread execution time — optimize hot paths or defer.

Source: web.dev

Unattributable takes 342ms of CPU time. Consider loading it asynchronously or replacing it with a lighter alternative.

Why this matters

This script has high main-thread execution time — optimize hot paths or defer.

Source: web.dev

Google Tag Manager takes 301ms of CPU time. Consider loading it asynchronously or replacing it with a lighter alternative.

Why this matters

This script has high main-thread execution time — optimize hot paths or defer.

Source: web.dev

eu-us-cdn.consentmanager.net takes 272ms of CPU time. Consider loading it asynchronously or replacing it with a lighter alternative.

Why this matters

This script has high main-thread execution time — optimize hot paths or defer.

Source: web.dev

www.jezebel.com takes 211ms of CPU time. Consider loading it asynchronously or replacing it with a lighter alternative.

Why this matters

This script has high main-thread execution time — optimize hot paths or defer.

Source: web.dev

53% of scripts.pubnation.com's code is unused. The script may be loading features you don't use.

Why this matters

Bundle has high unused-code ratio — tree-shaking and route-splitting recover the wasted bytes.

Source: web.dev

64% of Google Tag Manager's code is unused. The script may be loading features you don't use.

Why this matters

Bundle has high unused-code ratio — tree-shaking and route-splitting recover the wasted bytes.

Source: web.dev

How third-party costs are calculated

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